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Over the years I have
met many celebrities, some by design, some by chance. Here
I have endeavoured to recall a few of these encounters and the first
thing they said to me - in many cases it was the only thing they
said to me! So here we go, in no particular order...
Pete Townshend: "Sometimes
I do!" Dunstable, England 1970 (?)
After
watching an amazing performance by the Who, a 15 year old Peter
White decided to wait outside in the parking lot of the Dunstable
Civic Auditorium, a venue some 30 miles north of London, in the hope
of meeting his idols. Sure enough, soon emerged Pete Townshend, to
the excitement of PW and his cronies. Not having thought of a better
question despite having had at least a half hour to come up with
one, Peter exclaimed "How do you swing your arm like a windmill when
you're playing the guitar and yet not hurt your fingers?" For the
answer, see above.
Henry Mancini: "I
didn't write that!"
I
was playing piano at a private party and he was a guest. So I
thought I would be clever and play the "Pink Panther" theme (Which
he wrote of course). He looked over at me, smiled and nodded his
approval. Feeling rather pleased with myself, I proceeded to play
"Night and Day", (written by Cole Porter). He looked round with an
even bigger smile and uttered those immortal words... (see above)
David Spade: "I wish
I had my own TV show". Late 1980's.
He
was doing stand-up comedy at Andersons 5th Estate in Scottsdale AZ
and opened up for Al Stewart when I met him. I particularly liked
his Tom Petty impression. "Oh dear" he said on stage, "I can look
like Tom Petty and that scares me!" Last time I checked he really
does have his very own TV show ("Just Shoot Me").
James Brown:
"Excuuuse me!" 1990
He
brushed past me on the way out of a restroom in a rehearsal studio
in London. I was rehearsing with Basia and her band for her 1990
tour and he was rehearsing in the next studio for a London show. I
saw a flash of purple and only realised a moment later that it was
him. Purple is a royal colour, and James is royalty as far as I am
concerned. And yes he did take his bodyguard with him!
Joe Pass: "Oh, they're
all the same..." Hollywood, 1992
One
autumn night I attended a solo performance of the now late jazz
guitar legend at the Vine Street Bar & Grill. His playing left me
spellbound, and I wondered what I would say to him if I had the
chance to meet him. Sure enough, after the show quite by chance he
walked by me, so I seized my opportunity. "Mr. Pass" I said
sheepishly, "You're really not afraid of those flat keys, are you."
You see, I marvelled at the way he could play effortlessly in any
key, not just the sharp keys which most guitar players like myself
favour (they're easier!). His answer (see above) made me feel like I
wanted to disappear into a hole in the ground. Yes, a true guitar
giant.
Freddie Mercury:
"Yeah, Rock 'n Roll!" San Antonio, Texas. Spring, 1975
On
my first tour with Al Stewart, I was very excited one night to find
that we were opening for Queen. After watching them perform a
fantastic set, Al and I went to their dressing room to introduce
ourselves. Next thing I heard was myself saying, "Now I want you
guys to go back out there and play some Rock 'n Roll!" You see, the
audience was still clamouring for more! Freddie looked at me for a
moment as if to say, "who is this idiot?" and then turning on his
heel, uttered the memorable words printed above, strode back on to
the stage, and proceeded to sing a very campy version of...."Big
Spender." Rock 'n Roll, anyone?
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